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AUTHOR Kaplan, Ariel
PUBLISHER Ember (05/19/2020)
PRODUCT TYPE Paperback (Paperback)

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How far would you go to get into the right college?... Fans of Becky Albertalli will appreciate this sharp-witted, timely novel about an overachiever who stumbles into the middle of a college admissions scandal.

Mischa Abramavicius is a walking, talking, top-scoring, perfectly well-rounded college application in human form. So when she's rejected not only by the Ivies, but also by her loathsome safety school, she is shocked and devastated. All the sacrifices her mother made to send her to prep school, the late nights cramming for tests, the blatantly résumé-padding extracurriculars (read: Students for Sober Driving), the feelings of burnout . . . all that for nothing.
As Mischa grapples with the prospect of an increasingly uncertain future, she questions how this could have happened in the first place. Is it possible that her transcript was hacked? With the help of her best friend and sometimes crush, Nate, and a group of eccentric techies known as "The Ophelia Syndicate," Mischa launches an investigation that will shake the quiet community of Blanchard Prep to its stately brick foundations.
In her sophomore novel, A. E. Kaplan cranks the humor to full blast and takes a serious look at the extreme pressure of college admissions.

"A well-written, intricately plotted, and sympathetic portrayal of the pressures that some elite college-bound kids experience during senior year." --Kirkus Reviews, starred review

  • An ALA-YALSA Best Fiction for Young Adults Book
  • A JLG Selection
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    ISBN-13: 9781524773731
    ISBN-10: 1524773735
    Binding: Paperback or Softback (Trade Paperback (Us))
    Content Language: English
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    Page Count: 368
    Carton Quantity: 24
    Product Dimensions: 5.50 x 0.80 x 8.20 inches
    Weight: 0.60 pound(s)
    Feature Codes: Price on Product, Ikids
    Country of Origin: US
    Subject Information
    BISAC Categories
    Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories
    Grade Level: 7th Grade and up
    Accelerated Reader:
    Reading Level: 4.3
    Point Value: 12
    Interest Level: Upper Grade
    Guided Reading Level: Not Applicable
    Dewey Decimal: FIC
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    How far would you go to get into the right college?... Fans of Becky Albertalli will appreciate this sharp-witted, timely novel about an overachiever who stumbles into the middle of a college admissions scandal.

    Mischa Abramavicius is a walking, talking, top-scoring, perfectly well-rounded college application in human form. So when she's rejected not only by the Ivies, but also by her loathsome safety school, she is shocked and devastated. All the sacrifices her mother made to send her to prep school, the late nights cramming for tests, the blatantly résumé-padding extracurriculars (read: Students for Sober Driving), the feelings of burnout . . . all that for nothing.
    As Mischa grapples with the prospect of an increasingly uncertain future, she questions how this could have happened in the first place. Is it possible that her transcript was hacked? With the help of her best friend and sometimes crush, Nate, and a group of eccentric techies known as "The Ophelia Syndicate," Mischa launches an investigation that will shake the quiet community of Blanchard Prep to its stately brick foundations.
    In her sophomore novel, A. E. Kaplan cranks the humor to full blast and takes a serious look at the extreme pressure of college admissions.

    "A well-written, intricately plotted, and sympathetic portrayal of the pressures that some elite college-bound kids experience during senior year." --Kirkus Reviews, starred review

  • An ALA-YALSA Best Fiction for Young Adults Book
  • A JLG Selection
  • Show More
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